Lords of the Trident Vocalist Fang VonWrathenstein has released the following statement:
Take your entire CD collection outside and burn it in a pit, because Lords of the Trident will be releasing the BEST ALBUM YOU WILL EVER HEAR EVER - FROSTBURN!
This will be the biggest, most action-packed CD release party you will EVER see! A HUGE light show, special guests, fire, explosions, decapitations, swords, armor, AND YOUR LORDS!
Opening the show will be punk supergroup Eddie Ate Dynamite from Madison, and The Black Saints from Milwaukee!
If you miss this show, you will be sad forever. You will suddenly hate kittens & puppies, and food will turn to tasteless ash in your mouth. DO NOT MISS IT!
Want MORE!? How about FREE Whiskey, Vodka, & Mead samples from Wheelhouse Whiskey, Rökker Vodka, and Bos Meadery!
We will also have Kickstarter rewards available for pickup, and a NEW shirt - the ARMOR shirt.
Last, there will be an added major surprise with additional news to be released shortly.
Seriously. Cancel everything. You NEED to be at this show.